Yes, it’s that special, special time again. Release Day! And as per tradition, I've made you a cheat sheet. No, it's okay. I know how much you enjoy them. Colonist's Wife is a short novel out now with Ellora's Cave and you can currently get it from the EC site or Amazon. Nook should soon follow. Hope you like it.
|This is Louise. Her life has gone to hell in a handbasket since she testified in a murder trial. She has to change her name and hide out on Esther due to the price on her head. Louise does not like stones. Louise is pretty much screwed.|
|The mining colony is underground and full of long boring white corridors. Minimalism as a design style really bums Louise out. That, and her arranged marriage sort of sucks.|
|But in the centre of the colony is a beautiful big garden and Louise is all like "never mind the sucky marriage and smelly husband, right on, this is awesome".|
|Ha! Thought you were getting ladybugs, didn't you? No, this time I give you snails whispering sweet sweet nothings to each another on a blade of dewy grass. Enjoy.|
|Then a female 'friend' of Adam's got all in Louise's face. So Louise told that bitch to back off or she would bite off her nose and without a nose how you going to smell anything, huh?|
|A bad guy comes along and ruins everything on account of him wanting to kill Louise, thus exposing her true identity.|
|And Adam, looking particularly tasty, is going "wife, dude, who are you exactly?"|
|Things then spiral out of control into a crazy, action packed finale followed by...|
|A super duper mushy lovers' reunion confirming the much deserved happy ever after wherein everyone gets screwed the right way. The End.|
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It’s 2088, and having testified in a gangland murder trial, nowhere on Earth is safe for Louise. Witness Protection has organized a new identity and a marriage contract for her on the mining colony of Esther, one of the moons circling Jupiter. The man who meets her there is not the groom she expected.
Adam Elliot is neither sweet nor sincere, and he looks like he was hosed off a barroom floor. But soon a memorial service reveals Adam’s soft underbelly. Throw some stellar sex into the mix and the two decide that maybe marriage to each other might not be so bad after all.
But an assassin is already at work. A deadly game of cat and mouse ensues on the planet’s frozen surface. Louise is determined to live long enough to draw the maniac away from the husband she might just have fallen for.
A Romantica® futuristic erotic romance from Ellora’s Cave
Please note, Colonist's Wife is a short novel of around 34,000 words.