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Random thoughts on our impending doom and everyday life, courtesy of a Romance Writer who occasionally feels the need to talk like a Sailor.

Tuesday 6 November 2012

Reasons why I failed to write a blog this week...

I was too busy doing housework. With or without the lingerie and tacky white stiletto heels. You choose.

Also, running scantily clad across the countryside having an existential crisis takes time, dude.

Plus, I was pondering the nature of tentacle porn and somehow a whole week had up and passed.

Look, I'm sorry. But I was just too preoccupied with my valuable research.

And the time I put aside for writing the blog got wasted *accidentally* staring at pictures of half naked men. Again.
Besides which, I've been working my arse off writing the sequel to Flesh. You think smut and gore just happen by themselves? Well they don't. Deal with it. Now go check out the man titty pic again for good luck and prosperity.


9 comments:

  1. Brooke Dell-Sewell6 November 2012 at 21:26

    Oh you crack me up. Hilair!
    And how awesome is the graphic on your banner! Love it!

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    1. Thanks, Brooke! A friend of mine made the banner. Isn't it gorgeous? I love it.

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  2. Nah, I'm going to revisit your existential crisis.

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    1. Whatever works for you, Nicky. No questions asked. :)

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    1. You wouldn't believe how many I can come up with when I really set my mind to it, Becki. :)

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  4. You keep writing that sequel to FLESH, Kylie. No pressure!!!! :-P

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    1. Thanks, Kylie. Working as fast as I can, I promise. :)

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  5. Don't forget you were busy looking after that gypsy's children. And being a virgin warrior princess.

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