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Random thoughts on our impending doom and everyday life, courtesy of a Romance Writer who occasionally feels the need to talk like a Sailor.

Monday 1 July 2013

A Cheat Sheet for LICK.


I usually do a Cheat Sheet for my new releases. Apologies for running late with LICK, my NA contemporary rock star book. I've been having a few formatting etc issues with the blog, as you can see by some of the crazy font size crap going on below. Anyway, here's a quickie cheat sheet for you to take the edge off. Hope you like it. (WARNING: Some mild spoilering and lady bird porn included.)


Once upon a time, a girl named Evelyn went to Vegas to celebrate her 21st birthday and wound up having ALL the drinks. And I do mean, ALL of them. Now Vegas is a pretty big town. So it's not really surprising what happened next.
Yes, she woke up in the morning in a bit of a mess. (No way was her hair that nice, either. That is complete bullshit.) And also...
An amazingly hot guy was sitting with her on the bathroom floor. Now, that was pretty damn surprising. But what really freaked her out was the...

Huge diamond ring on her finger. They'd gotten married last night. Surprise! I know right? She was less than happy. The girl had plans. So they quickly decided upon divorce or annulment or whatever it was people did in that situation. Then they went their separate ways. But when she got back home...
There were paparazzi everywhere! What the heck? You see, it turned out that she had married...
A Rock Star! OMG did you see that coming? I totally didn't. Anyhoo, her life was shot to shit by her sudden fame and her parents were less than impressed. David the rockstar invited her to his place in L.A. while they dealt with the divorce and all. Needing to get away from both her parents and the reporters (and other assorted weirdos now camped outside her house), she went.
Due to the crazy party scene in L.A. and various people’s delicate little feelings getting hurt, there was then a fight scene or two.
But then Ev and David left L.A. and got to know each other. They talked and stuff. Soon, they found that they felt quite differently toward each other than they had previously.
Seriously differently feelings. (Can you believe this full on ladybird action? The things they're probably up to out in your very own garden right now!)
But then a tentacle wielding sea monster came between David and Evelyn ... or it was an ex type monster. I don't mind, you choose. So she manipulated shit and things happened. But there's wasn't any cheating. Don't worry. I'm not down with that.
And David had to learn the fine, timeless art of the grovel in order to get her back. Don't you love it when guys have to do that? I do.
Anyway, more stuff happened and then there was a Happy Ever After. NOT a cliffy. And that's roughly the idea behind the book done in pretty pictures. I know, not much of the story there really. But you know what? The book only costs about $4. Go buy it. xx


DISGUSTING.

Buy links can be found here.

19 comments:

  1. Just finished Lick, LOVED it! But now I'm sad :-( Will there be a stage dive 2?

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    1. There most certainly will be. But no definite details yet, sorry.

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  2. Lick was fantastic. Read it in one sitting. Keep up the great work!

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  3. Oh my gosh! Bahahahaha. Love your cheat sheet! HILARIOUS! Loved Lick too!!! David! *drool*

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    1. Thanks, Jo-Anna. :) Your support has been awesome, mate.

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  4. hahaaaha, nice...now back to my regularly scheduled David coveting *sigh*

    ps-Wish you were able to make it to Vegas in mid-August for the Naughty Mafia author/blogger event. Fingers & toes crossed for both you and Vinnie to make an appearance in 2014!

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    1. How awesome would that be? Belive me, if I could make it so, I would. Hope you have a good time without me *sob*.

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    2. I just finished Lick and i loved it! Great work! I hope there will be a second book,maybe Mal's..i loved him too!

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  5. FANTASTIC read. Excitedly awaiting number 2 in series.

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  6. Loved Lick! #2?

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  7. I would love go read about their rock star life in part 2. I think books with a little drama a lot of love and steamy scenes are awesome. Now that I have read your book I want more.

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  8. Can't wait for the next one!!!

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  9. I loved Lick, a wonderful romance that I know I'll reread when I feel like sighing. The only thing that might have made it better is if we could have seen some thing from David's POV what he was thinking and such. I can't wait until the next book in the series.

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  10. Hi Kylie, just wanted to say that I loved, loved, loved lick. I came across it on amazon as a recommended read. I bought it and read it in one night. Could not put it down. Loved all the characters. Can't wait for the second book and to read more about David and Ev. I'm looking forward to reading flesh and skin also. I love finding new authors who become favorites. Keep the books coming! Take care. : )

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    1. Sorry my name came out a bunch of numbers on the last post : )

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  12. I loved lick. Like some of the people on here I came across it on amazon and decided to give it a chance. I am so glad I did. Couldn't put it down. Can't wait for more.I can't wait to read flesh and skin. Keep the good reads coming!

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  13. Just like others, I came across you book and the premise interested me. That and I dig supporting small press authors. I think I'm about a quarter to a third way through and I love the drama and humor. Evelyn doesn't take crap lying down and dishes it out, rocker god of a husband or no. :) Cracked me up when she took a swing at Mal after dealing with jerkhead lawyers.

    ~Nellie

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