WARNING: Vajayjay mention. If you're a delicate flower, look away.
Welcome
to another Weekend Writing Warriors with eight from LICK. My Contemporary NA
out 1st July. Here’s the quickie blurb….
Evelyn Thomas’s plans for celebrating her
twenty-first birthday in Vegas were big. Huge. But she sure as hell never meant
to wake up on the bathroom floor with a hang-over to rival the black plague, a
very attractive half-naked tattooed man beside her, and a diamond on her finger
large enough to scare King Kong. Now if she could just remember how it all
happened.
We’re
continuing straight on from last week. Here’s the link if you’d like a
catch-up. Our heroine is reflecting upon the goals she’d had last night for her birthday (whilst
dealing with her hangover pain and the stranger chilling out with her on the bathroom floor)…
Despite the presence
of my hot new friend, I was pretty sure I’d failed. The pertinent parts of my
anatomy felt fine. I’d heard things hurt after the first couple of times. They
sure as hell had after the first. But my vagina might have been the only part
of my body not giving me grief.
Still, I took a quick
peek down the front of my dress. The corner of a foil package could still be
seen, tucked into the side of my bra. Because if it was sitting there, strapped
to me, no way would I be caught out unprepared.
Love her systematic analysis! Your warning was a hoot.
ReplyDeletelolol. Kylie, your warning gave me the best laugh! The morning after... at least her new friend is hot. :-) :-) Nice 8. :-)
ReplyDeleteSoooo, we know what didn't happen. :-) Okay, I'll admit I was trying to figure out what Vajayjay meant. I figured it was some sort of Indian position (LOL! at self and shaking head). Sigh.
ReplyDeleteLove your writing.
Oh my, I'm chuckling now. She was SO prepared...for some things anyway! Loving this story, another terrific snippet!
ReplyDeleteOkay, but the vajajay isn't sore, so mayhap he was a gentleman? Dying to know more!
ReplyDeleteLOL, great snippet. I can't wait to read more of this!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! But what an awful tease you are... Seriously hanging out for LICK!!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! But what an awful tease you are... Seriously hanging out for LICK!!
ReplyDeleteIt's a bit of a puzzle but she seems ok and well prepared! Smart girl!
ReplyDeleteNot 100% proof but good evidence that a certain event didn't take place. Good thing she has the presence of mind to think of those things at this point.
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